Messages from outer space
10:27 AM –
Current mood: hopeful
Don’t know if it’ll save the human race or not, but a posting to the dreaded alt.music.chapel-hill newsgroup regarding Klaus Nomi led to a global heads-up that Trixie Trash, Tree Slayer may be assaulting a virgin forest primeval near you, soon.
It appears the Bush economy has forced the nun-too-notorious drag queen to pursue career options in gardening. Trix promptly set to weeding all Bush from his residential landscape January 20, 2005, and has since reportedly replaced them with beds of impatiens and pansies. The exhilaration of eliminating Bush from his home ironically led this impatient pansy to consider bigger game, and he has decided that perhaps what he really wants to be, afterall, is a lumberjack!
Rumours of a documentary following Trash’s efforts to make Trixie Trash, Tree-Slayer an American dream realized have surfaced. He promises he won’t cut down all the trees, just the ones we don’t need.
(…and it’s off to Canada we go!)
“A tree’s a tree. How many do you need to look at?”
Ronald Reagan (as Governor of California), quoted in the Sacramento Bee, opposing expansion of Redwood National Park, March 3, 1966