Rediscovered this amidst my saved geocities webpages, from before they shut the free bit down…
See, I took some survey today on the PBS site that, despite pretending to be somehow “official” or “legitimate,” reminded me of the White Trash Quiz. I wanted to share the nostalgia trip with my facebook friends, so I uploaded the html here: Sadly all the links to the associated images are dead and gone, but the alt text (in red) survives. You can grab the urls for the tests and see them on the wayback machine, but I don’t think you can take the tests to get scores via wayback archive. If ya never saw it back in the day, you can at least find the questions involved, if ya fancy.
Ah, the good ol’ kindergarten days of the internet. When you could easily take goofy “personality quizzes” without them ever being directly associated with your name, address, SSN, mother’s maiden name, the name of your favorite pet, or your professional life.
Dig that nostalgia, man!
The “Online Test” Wall of Shame
I am 24% Idiot.
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
I am 71% Evil Genius.
Evil courses through my blood. I delight in crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
I am 45% Geek.
You probably work in computers, or a sociology or history department at a college. You never really fit in with the “normal” crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.
I am 16% White Trash.
I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.
I am 18% Emo.
Okay… so I’m not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids… I am probably a metal head… or into boy bands…
I am 35% Metal Head.
Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.
I am 55% Grunge.
I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit… I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.
I am 62% Raver.
I may not be freaky like those Candy Kids, but I do know how to party. I am well connected in the scene, but may be getting a little tired of it.
I am 39% Goth.
Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company’s time. I do need to eat.
I am 55% Tortured Artist.
Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.
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